"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
- Oh my god.  (via acceptvnce)
"I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”"
- Aziz Ansari (via troybolt0n)